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ELEVATOR MUSIC

By Leeza Simmons Sikes

the guy standing next to me
in the elevator
got a hard on

I would have liked
to have grabbed his crotch
feeling the stiffness
through the brown corduroy
and said

“What’s this all about?”

but instead Kenny G
played his flute