i told my boyfriend to fuck off
so he went on this dating site
called plenty of fish
he started looking for
older women
apparently I am now
too young
(motherfucker)
i know his password
for everything
so I logged on to his account
when he was at school,
“learning,”
duh
a 55 year old writes him:
“if you are looking to date only
w/o strings attached
= tell me =
I love sex
too”
just fucking great
another bitch,
“online now,” writes
“I have raised 2 daughters
and am very proud
of the women
they have become
send me a message
and we will take it
from there.”
fucking whore
a third writes “bigger
is better. i like to wear heels
when i slow dance.”
cunt!
these women
(and I’m just naming three)
posted multiple cleavage shots
and I know what my man thinks:
tittie fucking is coming
soon
i was hoping, since I’m young,
that women grew up
as they aged,
that they formed a bond,
a sisterhood
that transcended the petty
rivalry
of youth
but no, i see now:
it’s war all the time,
sperm to grave
so thanks,
plenty of fish,
i now have a message for the
bitches
of the world:
i’m out
to rip your
fucking
head
off
i don’t care
how old
you are
i’m out
for your
throats
i’m going to slice out
your intestines
and throw them over the
pier without
looking
any questions, fish?
