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ELEVATOR MUSIC

the guy standing next to me in the elevator got a hard on I would have liked to have grabbed his crotch feeling the stiffness through the brown corduroy and said “What’s...

Sharks

i told my boyfriend to fuck off so he went on this dating site called plenty of fish he started looking for older women apparently I am now too young (motherfucker) i...

Dark Roast

pour-over coffee carafe at dawn watching grounds rise and fall before tipping the kettle again every ten seconds time enough to think how in a trillion years the last red dwarf runs out of fuel no...

ELEVATOR MUSIC

the guy standing next to me in the elevator got a hard on I would have liked to have grabbed his crotch feeling the stiffness through the brown corduroy and said “What’s...

Sharks

i told my boyfriend to fuck off so he went on this dating site called plenty of fish he started looking for older women apparently I am now too young (motherfucker) i...

Dark Roast

pour-over coffee carafe at dawn watching grounds rise and fall before tipping the kettle again every ten seconds time enough to think how in a trillion years the last red dwarf runs out of fuel no...